Joke for today

One day a little kid got into a bus n sat rite behind the bus driver n started yelling, if my mum was an elephant and my dad a male elephant then I will be a little elephant,if my mum was a hen and my dad a cock then I will be a chicken,the bus driver was angry but this kid went on yelling with the names of many other animals until the bus driver couldn't withstand and also yelled to the kid,what about if your mother was a prostitute and your stupid father gay, then what will you be?? The little kid stared at the driver smiled and replied "I will be a bus driver.