Joke for ya day

While visiting England, Ex Prez Kufuor is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her secret to success is. She says that it is to surround... herself with intelligen t people. Kufuor asks how she knows if they're intelligen t. "I do so by asking them the right questions, " says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate." Kufuor watches as the Queen phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"

Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am." "Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Kufuor?" Kufuor nods: "Yes madam. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be

using that!" Kufuor, upon returning to the castle, Kufuor decides he'd better put the Vice Prez Aliu Mahama to the test. Kufuor summons Aliu Mahama to the Castle and says, "Aliu Mahama, I wonder if you can answer a question for me." "Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?" Kufuor poses the question: "Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Aliu Mahama ponders for about 30 mins and say, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Kufuor agrees, and Aliu leaves. He immediatel y calls a meeting of other Ministers and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. A committee is set up by the government to investigate the roots of Aliu's family in order to ascertain the truth. A budget is made, a lot of money is spent on 4 wheel drives since Aliu's hometown has bad roads. Finally after 3 months the committee finds the answer and presents the report in a 400 page book. But, parliament debunks the report on the grounds that it has insufficient evidence. Aliu has no option than to call ex-prez Rawlings to find out the answer. He asks Rawlings," your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Rawlings laughs and answers immediatel y, "It's me, of course." Much relieved, Aliu rushes back to the Castle, finds Kufuor, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! Kufuor says, "well tell me" Aliu, shouts, "It's RAWLINGS !" And Kufuor replies in anger, "Wrong, you stupid idiot, it's TONY BLAIR!"



Credit: Fiifi Adinkra