JOKES

1.Believe it or not. Woman has Man in it. Mrs has Mr in it. Female has Male in it. She has He in it.
 Madam has Adam in it. No wonder men always want 2be inside women!
 Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life & time trying 2go back between the legs of a woman Why? BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME!! Ever noticed how all women's problems start with MEN? MENtal illness MENstrual cramps MENtal breakdown MENopause GUYnecologist

2.A guy walked into a pub and immediately noticed a young lady at the bar on her own. After a couple of drinks, he decided to offer her a drink and make small talk. "What's your name?" he asked. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said. "Did your parents name you that?" "Neither," she said. "I changed my name when I was 18 from Sharon to Carmen." "Why did you do that?" he asked. "Well," she explained, "I like cars and I like men, so that is how I got my name. What's your name?" "Beerboobs," the man replied.