Joke

1. In Japan they invented a machine that catches thieves; They took it out to different countries for a test. In U.S.A, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves; UK, in 30 minutes it caught 500 thieves; Spain, in 20 minutes it caught 25 thieves; Sierra Leone, in 10 minutes it caught 6,000 thieves;
Uganda in 7mins it caught 20,000 thieves, Nigeria, in 5 mins the machine was stolen...

2. A Warri boy askd his mum 4 a bicycle bt she refused, askin him 2 pray so dat God wil provide d moni. D boy tot dat prayar could take long, so he went 2 sittin room, take statue of Holy Mary and hide unda his bed. "Jesus, i don kidnap ur mother! If u want 2 c her again, buy me a bicycle b4 i release her"!