1.One day a little kid got into a bus n sat rite behind the bus driver n started yelling, if my mum was an elephant and my dad a male elephant then I will be a little elephant,if my mum was a hen and my dad a cock then I will be a chicken,the bus driver was angry but this kid went on yelling with the names of many other animals until the bus driver couldn't withstand and also yelled to the kid,what about if your mother was a prostitute and your stupid father gay, then what will you be??.The little kid stared at the driver smiled and replied "I will be a bus driver.
2. A husband n a wife prefers using the fone call instead of sex. One day the man came from work n the wife was busy in the kitchen, then he called his son; tell mummy I want to make a fone call. Mummy replies: tell daddy network s out of coverage area. Daddy sends son again: tell mummy I Hv no choice than to go to the public fone. Mummy replies: tell daddy that when he goes to the public fone, I will also open a call service center at home..........
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