1. A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer"
2. Death came to a guy and said, "My friend today is your day..."The guy said, "But I am not ready!". Then death said, "Well your name is the next on my list...". So the guy told death, "OK why don't you take a seat and I will get you something to eat before we go...?". Then death said, "All right...". The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep. The guy took the list & removed his name from top of the list to the bottom of the list and write his friend name on top :O When death woke up he said to the guy, "I will start from the bottom of the list because you have been so very nice to me...!!! ;) :( :s
3.Teacher:write a sentence ending with hand.
Boy: my penis in your hand.
Teacher slapped and asked what is this?
Boy: oh I forgot to put space
between Pen and is.
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