1.Sipho gets married and on his wedding night he calls his Father for some tips on what to do, since he has never been with a woman before. "So what do I do first?" His father: "Take her clothes off and lay her on the bed." , 5 minutes later Sipho's on the phone again. "She's unclothed and in bed, what do I do now?" His father can't believe what he is hearing, "Take your damn clothes off and get into bed with her." After another 5minutes poor Sipho is on the phone again. "Dad, I'm unclothed and in bed with her, what do I do now?" His dad's patience is now running thin so he says, "silly son, do I have to spell everything out for you? Just put the hardest thing on your body where she pees. Good night!!!" Just when the old man starts snoring, His son is on the phone once again. "Ok Dad, I have my head in the chamber pot since that is where she pee what do I do next?" "DROWN YOURSELF YOU BLOODY FOOL !"
2.Boss says to secretary: Let me have sex with u just once, I'll pay u GH ¢5000....I'll throw de money on de floor and b4 u bend down and pick it, I'll be done. Girl likes the proposal. She calls her boyfriend and told him.... Boyfrnd says "Its ok,bt ask for GH¢10,000 and be very quick to pick de money"..After 6hrs boyfriend callz his Girlfrnd: "Wat happnd?" Girlfrnd:"The Bastard used coins, I'm still picking and he's stil Fucking me.. lol.
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