1.Two guys raped a princess n were brought to d king punishment. D king asked dem 2 go&bring as many fruits as dey can..D 1st one returned with 15oranges, d king ordered his guards 2 insert d oranges in2 d rapist's ass..D guy screamed&cried thruout d insertion.Suddenly he began 2 laugh really loud, d guards asked him y he was laffing, pointing ahead he said ''Look at my friend, he is bringing water melons.
2. A gypsy wedding in Ireland ends in a riot, police arrest 20 and they ended up in court, best man says to judge "Can i explain wot happened, it's traveller tradition for the best man to have first dance with the bride which i did. I was dancin very close. The groom runs at us and kicked his bride's in the pussy!" "Gosh" says the judge, "That musta been sore." "Sore?, he broke 3 of my fucking fingers!
3.Daughter : I am in love with the neighbor, so I am running away with him. Dad: Thanks , you have saved my money & time. Daughter: Dad, I am reading the letter left by Mom
4.A driver called musa was going to drop his boss at the airport. The boss noticed he forgot an important document back home. They got home and his wife was in the bath with soap on her face. The husband tip toed and touched her accidentally... Then the wife responded: Musa you don drop my y3y3 husband soo soon, relax now, dont rush, we have the whole weekend to spend together, relizing there was no responds, she quickly washed her face only to see her husband standing and staring with a shocked face... what will you do if you were the man ??
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